I only do surveys where its people that ask you, and then i giggle inside over the look on their face by some of the things i say.
It is a bit annoying when its just some set answerers, but i always manage to add a little OMG extra for them to chew on.
The phone surveys have stopped since i got on the do not call do not contact list, but in general i do not pick up unless its a phone number i know.
One of my favorites, though i really do mean this, is that 80% of the people in the world should drop dead / be killed. That would pretty much solve all problems facing the remaining 20%,,,,,,, and they are welcome to start the 80% with me.
Most people cant deal with logic like that, and they cant deal with you honestly saying " im Ok with dying now", cuz the norm is its the others that have to die / make changes not me, so people are used to argue against that.
And i am pretty sure if you could ask the earth and most non humanoids on it, a hard reset like that would be nice.