Visiting a guy named "the mechanic" who lived on a farm, and pretty much ran a chop shop, well one of the people i hung out with back then, a little guy with a big nose, well "the mechanic" had some geese running around too, and those SOBs attacked all people, and the little guy was scared out of his mind of them, so one day he snapped in his bad ass gangster mind and killed ( stabbed to death ) one of the geese with a screwdriver.
The little guy, well he was the kind of person that thought playing Russian roulette with himself with his 38 was cool
so from that side you should not expect any bright ideas.
Besides the 1 bullet he used we all know was a bullet put on a spent cartridge, but we never told him,,,,,, though guy did almost blow the head of a guy years later with a damn 44, but that was just a case of not having a clue as to how to handle firearms.
O and the guy that almost got his brain shot out shortly there after putting a 22 Ruger in his pants shot himself in the foot,,,,,,,,, i know not the brainy bunch i was hanging out with back then.
Guy with the big nose later died of a overdose.
I have to admit geese and swans too, they do pack a nasty bite