Why Australians can't drive !

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This video clearly demonstrates the inability of Australians to make a simple right hand turn safely ..
I personally witness countless people undercut corners every single day ...

Enjoy the stupidity that is ......

 
:rolleyes:

Did the Mazda driver do a runner too ?

Pretty impressive as he climbed that front.
 
Haven't seen a corner cut quite as impressively as that one :p Must have lost their glasses, been drinking, and texting to have done that badly :eek:

Phil
 
I am renting a car with a build in Donk if i ever have to drive in AU :D

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Hehehehehehehe , all Australian cars have Donks , some more impressive than others ..
 
Wow. That's taking it to the next level. In more ways than one.

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Not sure about the next level ?
Unless your talking engine capacity ..
Donk is slang for engine in Australia ...

So in a sentence !

What donk are you running under the bonnet mate ?

I know there are other interpretations , but I think they have gotten confused over the decades ..

Like dink and donk = have never meant the same thing ! Perhaps people not remembering the 60's and 70's too well .
 
Not sure about the next level ?
Staggering level of incompetence, plus he literally went up over the other car to a higher level!


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Hehehehehehehe , all Australian cars have Donks , some more impressive than others ..
I think he meant a"personal assistant" along the lines of Mongo from Blazing Saddles.

Makes your reply quite funny. :)

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Actually .. Movie ...

The line in the movie is ...
" Where is your gun " ...
The reply was
" I don't need a gun , I have a Donk "
To which the bad guy replies
" Whats a Donk "


My reply , yes ... Taken out of context for sure !

Donk = slang for engine ..
I checked slangPedia and it claims Donk to be a dingaling , a johonson , a salami ... ( And it never meant that in the 70's to my knowledge )
Apparently Dink is supposed to mean the same thing ( ?????? ) again , never to my knowledge in the 70's ( So I kind of addressed that for some reason - Maybe it was the heat ? )

I gave Girls plenty of Dinks back in the 70's and after a few years of Dinking chicks I gave it away for the lost cause it was ... :)
 
Note to self - leave 'em high and dry.
 
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