Do something cool VIOFO

[mentadent]

Make some cool surprise feature like makes us go wow and happy.

 

[Nigel]

Good idea

Does it have to be added without needing a new camera?

 

[mentadent]

Yes please like a firmware update that says happy birthday on your birthday or a laser

 

[Dashmellow]

Maybe the firmware could tell random jokes every 15 minutes?

 

[mentadent]

Sounds good or a joke whenever it detects a bump like "That'll teach 'em"

 

[Dashmellow]

What did one dash cam say to the other dash cam?

"I'll show you mine if you show me yours!"

 

[mentadent]

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

 

[Dashmellow]

This works! We need this feature!

 

[Dashmellow]

Viofo could even market extra "joke packs", like buying ring tones for your cell phone.

Categories might include:

BMW driver jokes

Idiot driver jokes

Dumb pedestrian jokes

 

[DrekiTech]

Maybe they could make a 3 minute start up jingle quite like my Samsung washer. It plays a happy, unstoppable tune when it is done.

 

[mentadent]

Maybe they could make a 3 minute start up jingle quite like my Samsung washer. It plays a happy, unstoppable tune when it is done.

This technology should be added to all microwaves

 

[Dashmellow]

Microwave ovens should play the full national anthem of whatever country you happen to reside in when your food is ready. Needs good speakers too!

 

[Skylar132]

a dash cam that swears and insults other drivers when they do something stupid to save you the hassle

 

[Dashmellow]

a dash cam that swears and insults other drivers when they do something stupid to save you the hassle

Would also need good speakers! Maybe outside of the cabin.

 

[Nath]

I'm for possibility to add custom lines and quotes, I want my dashcams to talk to me in Portal2 Turret's voice

 

[Dashmellow]

I'm for possibility to add custom lines and quotes, I want my dashcams to talk to me in Portal2 Turret's voice

I like that one!

Custom voices could be another option. There are some great possibilities.

 

[mentadent]

That would be nice if it could pick up sound files in a specific format to replace the announcements.

 

[Dashmellow]

Would also need good speakers! Maybe outside of the cabin.

Oh well, maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all. Apparently, Tesla tried it and it turns out to not be so legal, at least here in the U.S.


It may only apply to electric vehicles though, so there's still hope!


From Yahoo News, February 10, 2022

 

[DrekiTech]

Microwave ovens should play the full national anthem of whatever country you happen to reside in when your food is ready. Needs good speakers too!

The washing machine at one of the flats I used to live in, in New Zealand, would occasionally do this (not my video).

 

[mentadent]

Nothing cool was done