Neymar - blatant dive, should have been booked.

[Tom Butler]

A light hearted footballing reference. That's "football", not soccer ;-)
(Nobody was injured here)

 

[kamkar]

Haha i did the same last year, damn near staggered out in front of a car at 80 km/h, but luckily it was still at some distance so i did get out of the way.
I was also walking on flat asphalt and on a slight downward slope.
Hurt my ankle like a SOB.

 

[jokiin]

didn't see the pothole