Pics that make you smile

[kamkar]

Funny in a horrible, what the hell have gone wrong kind of way.

Police here in Denmark now publicly urge children,,,, yes children to NOT take contracts to murder anyone.
And yes gangsters here and in Sweden will now hire children as young as 14 to do their dirty jobs, we are talking discharging firearms, throw hand grenades ASO 😱
And worst of all, there are seemingly plenty of takers, even little girls try their hand at murder.

I am like what the hell kind of stuff are people / children taking now that they want to be contract killers.

 

[kamkar]

Well you will be huge me if you eat one of those every day.

Planning to leave without me ?

I no longer have a doubt where i am heading.

Duuuuuuuude, way ahead of you.

Some times hornets have terrible sense of direction.

 

[kamkar]

It put on the tuna juice.
Or else it get the murder claw.

I dont think so.

Step back from the pizza.

Your house is about to get cleaned out.

 

[kamkar]

Okay that’s irony levels i get.

They fell like .......

More Irony.

Forget about it.

There is a new boss in town.

House of the fallen son.

You are welcome.

 

[Rikki]

 

[kamkar]

My front door.

Knock - Knock.
Who is there ?
The future is here ( fiber internet )

Also i have put 2 new headlights on my car, so at least a better chance of capturing plates at night now ( will test this tonight,,,, Wednesday )

This is the #2 time i have put new headlights on my 2012 car,,,,,,, they sure dont make them ( cars or headlights ) like they use to do.

Mind you on body / undercarriage rust,,,,,, OMG this stupid little car do a lot better then the German not that hot hatch i drove in the 90ties.
But i think this is a result of a lot milder winters and so less salt spread on the roads, and also this car get washed A LOT more then any car i have owned before, actually it have been washed many more times than all my previous cars put together.


I am so looking forward to get on fber again after a 15 year or so leave, mind you the dream of 2.5 Gbit,,,,,,, i will have to forego that CUZ it is quite expensive VS a 1000/1000 Mbit connection ( almost 2 X more )

 

[kamkar]

Screw yellow brick road, i am going this way.

That is not a airline for me.

No poop Sherlock

Dear who ever commenting.
i have full dashcam coverage and use parking guard.

Should be everywhere.

 

[DT MI]

Political Outhouse

 

[lufa6977]

 

[kamkar]

My friend have a severe dislike for Wednesdays.
Personally i never really had any particular days, maybe the last day of summer break, CUZ going back to school was bad for me, and having to go back to work after the usual 3 weeks of summer holiday also annoying.

BUT ! As i have always said, work is a necessary evil to be able to afford your hobbies.

One sneeze and head gone.

Warnings. they are most often there for a good reason.

E ven if i am that old, lava lamps never really been a thing for me.
This one though i would take.

What we Danes call " getting a arm " ( translated directly )
This once took me to 70 km/h only to hit a speed bump, how i did not die as this was on a regular bicycle i will never know.
Normally it was practiced by hanging on to your moped driving friend, but that time i hung on to a acquaintances car.

Also how i flew over a parked car when i did that on a flatbed truck, he did not see me there and so i ran out of room, mind you my MTB was still rideable.

Potheads 🙄

Holding up your end.

Before trail cameras, what happened in the forest stayed in the forest.

 

[GPak]

@kamkar
How do you post images so that they are clearly visible and do not require opening in a separate window with subsequent registration/login?

 

[kamkar]

I just use the insert image( Ctrl + p ) , and then use by URL pasting the link to the image there
I have also some times used the upload image way, but then it is mostly my own images i upload ( after i have made them smaller of course )

 

[kamkar]

Well.
Dogs do have another MO

When doing rescue work, you cant just grab anything.

Not a deity for me, strictly a cable guy.

This have gone too far.

Andiamo !

Where you start, and where you end.

Sheldon Cooper trying flip flops.

NO That is not what she is saying.

 

[Finnegan]

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[kamkar]

Never fight uphill.

How the hell did he get up there in the first place.

Mind the important stuff.

Danger ! Danger ! Danger to " battle fleet "

Life ! A wild ride to the end.

Some have brains, others have optimism.

 

[kamkar]

A pedestrian crossing light from my birth town Århus.

It is kinda ironic though, what our forefathers had, a Dane today can absolutely NOT have.

NO ! Please dont.

Yep those will do the job.

Well we cant have that.

You have arrived.

Me too.

It might take a while, but this is the guy you want to hire for kid birthdays.

 

[kamkar]

IF ! You feel " this place is going down hill " watching your local news.
Just know that for others that have been the cases for a long long time.

 

[kamkar]

You know that MGM "logo"

Here is it being made.

When the Brits had the right stuff.
NOV 4 1940, bride leave her bombed home to get married.

From my YOB 1966.
First woman to run the Boston Marathon, without a number CUZ women was not welcome back then.
BTW her name Bobbi Gibb.

You know that photo of workers having lunch on a steel beam in NY ?
The photographer, Charles Ebbets.

Hell kid ! Have you been into daddy’s tobacco again.
Central park NYC 1973.

Kids,,,, bless them.

I like to play the constipated hippo game.

If that read dollars it could be problematic.

THIS: Might not seem much to you, but this letter got delivered.

Moire Icelanders, breaking out the marshmallows.

When everything else fail, break out the Nokia.

 

[kamkar]

And then everything turned blue, and smelly

 

[dash riposki]