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[TheSpanishInq]

I can highly recommend Good Omens, for those who have a sense of humor, don't mind to read every now and then, and are fond of omen(s).

 

[kamkar]

Well well isent that a generous child.

NEVER Use the lowest bidder contractor.

Two leeches.

All people like me get is " should have tilted book a few degrees counter-clockwise and held it a bit further away "

I can only assume this is at a doctors place.

Never gotten this American thing.
Cant you just run the plate to know who own the car, i for damn sure have never had my car ownership papers in the car.

O hell NO. Way too ex octic for me.

Beetlejuice is fine, just dont say it too many times in a row.

You got problems Mate ?

I refuse to believe that is where luck is kept, CUZ i go there quite often and i still have squat luck in gambling or love.

 

[Rikki]

 

[Rikki]

 

[lufa6977]

Never, ever buy meat at Walmart.

 

[Rikki]

 

[kamkar]

Here is your sweet seventeen surprise.

A good review is a must with some things.

You snooze you loose.

I do have cheese, but i am not giving it to anyone.

Sound advise.

Rough neighbourhood.

Sweet dreams.

Indeed it is.

Aaaa yes spring time, all the holes they fixed last year is back.

Punt for the love of Odin,,,,, punt.

Aaaa yes the DIY builder.

You too.

copy,,,,, " cat "

NOPE,,,,, absolutely not.

well in my book A+

 

[Rikki]

 

[kamkar]

Long night last night.

You will get off your high horse when you get the electricity bill.

You buy happy to see you bear.

There is a off chance that there is someone here you might actually be able to vote on.

Ready to deal with politicians and other nasty beings.

Finally a running path made for me.

Seem like you are roofing the roof, already roofed, or maybe that is normal ? we Danes dont really do it this way.

I absolutely do not get this, so everyone is " plastic bad Mkay " and then these damn things appear on all god damn cartons.
Why not just leave them as they have been for decades, plastic free.

Funny thing. In Danish Husband = Houseband ( we also use the Eglish name band about a group of musicians )

AI burger.

Picason

Getting even.

This kid. Probably growing up to be a politician.

Low balling it only get you this much.

 

[kamkar]

Now that’s a damn good deal.

Now that’s a fine little helper.

Bless the girls out there for trying so very hard.

Not that, that is the reason i have always been put off by front side cameras.

One step closer, and i will " kiss " you real good.

I am willing to bet, some bachelor commissioned this couch.

Dunno about you, but mi mind was immediately taken to a particular scene in the yellow beard movie.

ACE festival goer.

Challenges ? we dont say NO to challenges.

Amen.

Looking for new hobby.

Chilli night,,,,,, have a price.

Okay i will admit it. THAT is surveillance video i would have liked to see.

Someone dying to go to school so he/she can read signs.

 

[kamkar]

Pretty sure kitty did not approve of this filter.

I have a large degree of " what if " myself, but there are places i do not need to go, or roll.

Pinky be like " dont you dare share that online "

The socks with flip flops got a cousin.

Ex squeeze me.

THAT would NOT fly in Las Vegas today.

Address not found.

When you are a CGB ( Cool Good Boy )

 

[kamkar]

It do not say anything about being psycho Chicken safe.

Yes. You are supposed to crumble that blueberry.

 

[kamkar]

THAT girls is the kind of man you should be looking for.

That boys is the kind of woman you should be looking for.

I can relate, it seem i am also a loud speaker according to my friend.

Yeah little lady that is NOT going to cut it.

Well. That is how you roll.

You win some, and you loose some.

NEVER try too hard.

 

[kamkar]

Really ?

All my life i have been a size L and only really so things would fit lengthwise.
Now after i have become able to gain weight i am a XXXL or XXXXL in Chinese.

In Algeria it is pretty normal to be a sugar daddy, just buy sugar.

But how ?

I have always wondered.
When a car sit idle and so not running should the MPG readout be infinite, or anything but 0 at least.

M8.
Try that too hard and you will have a gab in your skull.

THAT is spicy for a little girl.

 

[kamkar]

The end of Hope avenue.

Wut is dis cold delight on my sniffer.

I am thinking " fellas just walk away "

I know.

The no worries spray.

Nice find.

Now that is probably a bitch.

The boyfriend taking the picture.

Desperately trying to be a good boy.

 

[kamkar]

Okay.
IF ! i was to ever get a lava lamp, it is this one or no one.

Babushka got her priorities strait.

There is no try.

Did that on a builders open bed VW, cost me and my MTB flying over a parked car as he did not know i was there and then drove close to parked cars.
This guy,,,,,,,, playing with fire.

 

[kamkar]

Now i have 0 personal experience with kids, but i do think you will find it hard to insert a 30 cm pan anywhere into a kid.

Uuuuu classy girl.
Wonder if her online name is peg leg Antoinette.

Liked it better before the internet censored it.

Me think, homan need change of underwear.

The solution for us non AC car owners.

Approaching lightning storm.
Suicidal donkey.

Here in communist Denmark, that is still legal.

That is all fine but Tush mean something completely else in Danish.

 

[Rikki]

Finally found him 😅😅😅

 

[kamkar]

@ onionring.com

Kid deserve a pad on the shoulder.

It is throw ropes, at least when we talk of docking, a tug on the other hand just pull up and grab whatever you lower to them where ever you lower it.
Also tub rime more on tub, ASO i think the ball greatly missed here

Crusty old seadog here.

Your technology is lacking,,,,,,, and leaking.

I like confidence in your abilities.

The true Black Knight.

You have to excuse him, he is from Barcelona.

Adapt & overcome.

And someone worry about datacenters water consumption.

They will NOT like that.

Denied.

I am taking my Bros there this weekend.

Lone is actually a Danish girls name, or used here at least.

 

[Rikki]