Pics that make you smile

[kamkar]

Still not paid that student loan.

High on the right stuff,,,,,, life.

THE sticker / post no one should ever need.

That would probably bring many to the highest note.

Why couldn't they just have made the bay and then written BMW instead.

Fastest wrangler in town.

Again,,,,,,, good boys have good things coming.

What amaze me, there is something called Backyard blaster.

You would be right thinking that is probably what cats often think.

Haul & Oates.

Indeed.

That would be a travesty.

 

[kamkar]

When you have many surgeon relatives.

I think someone have eaten too many of what ever is in that vial.

There is no high ground.

How to discreetly find out if your date is,,,,,, talented.

I thought i had this figured out, but apparently not.

 

[DT MI]

 

[kamkar]

Yamma yamma yaaaaaaama.

The kind of joke that can very easy land you a pair of very smelly slippers.

Stay away from " the nip "

"the season" is getting close, and everyone on the naughty list panic.

Whacking things,,,,,, hard is rarely the optimum solution.

The ideal fallback mode for something like that.

While i am a lot larger than young me, i still would not be able to pull something like this off.

Looking for good excuse.

That is for sure it.

Most people do not know, but this is t he original reason for not slurping.

Yes please remove them, they are taking up my westerly winds.

Not easy being the step father.

 

[kamkar]

I am always Thonkful.

That would do it.

Nice office vent.

There are lots of things men should not be asked to get.
For instance 2 weeks ago i was asked by the care takers to get intimate soap for my mother,,,,, there are just 1 kind of soap in my world and it is regular bar format.

Ha i tell ya,,,, HA
I once got a single micro SD card in a box that size, what started me on my turning away from Amazon.

 

[kamkar]

I was told i was this kind of child, insisting on drinking the same stuff as the adults, and i just poured down beer and asked for more.
So to discourage me from that they gave me Snaps ( 45 % ) but i just poured that down too and asked for more.

I suppose in the end i was just bribed with sodas or something CUZ i did not get a weekend dependency of alcohol before i was like 15 or so.

 

[kamkar]

Americans desperately trying to reinvent the Cocio.
BUT ! there can be only one.

Like the creativity.

Clear sign the world have gone completely mad, and we all know who is on the lead.

That,,,,, Is not how you " do it"

I respect the can do demeanor, but this just is not going to work.

Just HONK FFS

Snitched get stitches, but what do a rat get.

Yeah. That guy is not there anymore, apparently he was not trying hard enough.

I am willing to bet the guy that made this do not have a GF, that would have adjusted his self image.

I got two words.

Kids today.

I thought they only aired stuff like that after kids bedtime.

To anyone that think they have the new idea for dashcams selling by the millions.

Imagine if this was your daughter 🤐

The ONLY pen politicians all over the world should be allowed to write with.

That smile gone 0.1 second after this pic was taken.

Amen to that.

Never been to one of those, don't think they are a thing in little old Denmark.

Wonder if the also have a " zat is not my dog " version.

 

[TheSpanishInq]

I got two words.

Kids today.

Just evolution I guess

Drinking from shoes - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[kamkar]

Actually here in Denmark or at least the #2 largest city where i come from we have a drink called a støvle / boot.
This is made up of regular beer 33CL + dark beer ( porter ) 33 CL + 2 Cl Pernod + 2 Cl snaps + 25 CL lemon soda.

We once made 13 L of it ( 3 guys ) using one of those 25 L home brew glass " balloons" so quite sure about the 13 L
We was so hammered i personally fall over every time i stopped my moped and i also at one time drove strait into a wall as i could not get to my foot brake due to foot of guy sitting behind me, and too drunk to remember to use front brake.
That put a nice 15 degree bend in my front forks.
Earlier the 2 other guys was on another moped with the rear seat guy shooting his flare gun at me while i wildly waved the strait razor i always carried back in those days.
This mean i must have been 16 years old at the time.


BTW this was also made with one of the guys fathers home made Pernod which was 63% and i think we also cut down on the lemon soda and put more snaps in it instead.

It do seem like this have now changed to the name " kande " which mean beaker, and the " boot " is now just a beer in a glass with 5 Cl of Jagermeister dumped into it in a shot glass.

 

[TheSpanishInq]

and i think we also cut down on the lemon soda and put more snaps in it instead

More snaps is better 😆

made up of regular beer 33CL + dark beer ( porter ) 33 CL + 2 Cl Pernod + 2 Cl snaps + 25 CL lemon soda

Not sure if I want to know what that tasted like 😛
Strong taste of anise, herbs, citrus, the bitterness of beer and the sharpness of alcohol (63%!). I think I'll pass. 🤢😉

This mean i must have been 16 years old at the time.

Yeah, kids these days... Ow, wait...

 

[kamkar]

Yes it never really caught on, a little later when we was high rollers our table was champagne and single malts, by the bottle, girls loved us
But you have to start somewhere, as you maybe know Danish children are early starters and hard core drinkers before they turn 18.

When i did a beer in 3 seconds flat ( not first try ) i was also 16 or so, by then i was still able to do like 10 beers and a bottle of snaps ( 33 Cl ) on a Saturday evening, and still ride my moped home without falling over.
But i stopped that in my 20ties, CUZ while i could hold my booze, it by no means made me smarter, did some really stupid stuff and in the end even with just the thought of going drinking.
Like the day where i climbed up to the flat roof of the tallest building in town ( 13 floors ) just to sit up there with my legs over the edge and drink half of my bottle of Vodka.

Then i realized, okay a few years later, that i better stop drinking.

 

[TheSpanishInq]

it by no means made me smarter

Yeah, booze and youthful bravery don't mix well.

just to sit up there with my legs over the edge

I think I've been there, never got the taste for Vodka though. Just enough beer, and sometime even sober.

that i better stop drinking

Smart move. I stopped when my friends turned-out to have a weak backbone. Now if I have one beer, it immediately sinks to my knees. 🙂

But let's get back on-topic.

Often my kind of humor

 

[kamkar]

It is that time of the year again.

How to get nogged up

On behalf of all handicapped Christmas trees i thank you.

 

[kamkar]

Well i wouldn't know of hookers, CUZ even if i am a crusty old seadog, i have never been into those.

For damn sure i would not like that on my food.

NO ! Indeed.

That would probably be a god sent for many.

Rudolf in trouble.

 

[kamkar]

piglet say " don't do drugs kids "

What come easy, go easy.

Get a theme going.

I did not know a colonoscopy they would give you a pic to remember the day.
I do NOT think i would need that, even if with a little photoshop you could make a excellent this years Christmas card.

I have always said that i think it would be nice if your GF / wiffe was into cosplay.
BUT ! i might not have considered this fully.

Next.

Expect no mercy

What Santa say when he is with mom

 

[lufa6977]

A moment of silence for Hans, please.

A suggestion for next year's Christmas for you and your wife.

I admit this is my kind of humor. Dark, morbid, gallows in nature. The only thing better than this is Jeff Foxworthy's Red Neck jokes. 🙂

 

[kamkar]

I always known where my presents came from, even if i was indeed a spoiled rotten kid, so Santa never been a thing for me dead or alive.

There is a sort of similar picture of me in my mothers photo album, me about the same age as the kid above, but this taken in summer and CUZ i was VERY dirty, and absolutely NOT inclined to take a bath at that moment, so i am lying on the floor crying my eyes out.

Also vivid memories of the first day i was dragged into preschool, i saw absolutely no need for that was i was having a ball at the local playground.

 

[kamkar]

This is pretty illustrative as to how i feel as a Dane.

Love the effort put in, that is for sure the way.

Some times i wish we could get back to the good old heads on stakes days.

 

[kamkar]

Lady boldly going where i could never go.

A primitive nation, we Danes no longer have mail boxes, or a postal service for that matter.
Mind you you can still send a letter, just a bit more complicated now.

I know it fling grass out of the side and away, but i don't think this work very well.

I do so dislike the people that call any tablet a I pad

Thhhhh i can do that, and i am not even a girl.

We bachelors make BOOM in a whole other manner, generally frowned upon.

More bachelor stuff.

I hope they do NOT sell sugar there too.

Concept : Good
Execution : Miserable

ALL bases covered.

Good job.

 

[kamkar]

I Pity the fool !

I am not buying it.

I assume it was a unwanted pregnancy.

Okay Okay Okay

There is going to be generations of glass wearers in the future.

Say hello to plastic.