Good that you're smart enough to realize this, too bad you're not smart enough to act on it....We (obviously) do stupid enough **** sober in/on them,....
But remember the old saying, if you got caught by the police, you weren't paying enough attention. (And besides legality, that probably also means you weren't in as much control as you believed.)
Like I said....no feasible defense. BUT, we like having fun, so we do. And if we get pulled over, we just hang until the cop catches up. Literally no excuse other than...."It was fun".
Blew past a cop, outside his suv doing radar, KNEW he was coming after me. I literally pulled over and waited, longer than I thought, for him to catch up and "pull" me over. I never, ever run, I'll take responsibility for my stupidy.
...an empty road with no chance of other people appearing...
Like I said....no feasible defense. BUT, we like having fun, so we do...
Unfortunately there is absolutely no way you can guarantee that being the case.