Pics that make you smile

Back in the late 70ties i caught a nice cod on the harbor in Aarhus, our cat wouldn't even eat it o_O

Danish waters was in a bad state for sure, but several environment plans in the following decades have changed that, though the farmers with a river or drainage ditch are not really that happy about it.

Eel do seem to be disappearing here, and due to physical blockings on some / all of our major rivers then local salmon stocks have died out or need to be replenished, or have been restocked with mixed stock of several Atlantic salmon stocks.
And we do have some invasive things like claw fish from Asia ASO.
Still a long way to go, but thanks to us over implementing on the environment front we are much better off than other EU countries, but that in turn lead to problems elsewhere, for instance Danish grown grain have a much lesser protein content than grain from elsewhere as Danish farmers are not allowed to fertilize as much as other farmers.

Just go to prove, you cant have flour in your mouth and whistle at the same time.

In the old days it was said you could develop film in the Rhine river in Germany.:D
 
Like burning river,,,, as in daum :eek:
 
Viking said:
There got some nasty fish in Potomac river.:vomit:
If you read this you stop eating from that place, just a little public service.:greyalien:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...lease-do-not-eat-these-fish-from-the-potomac/
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You are exactly right! Years ago it was OK but hasn't been for quite a while now. I don't eat anything from the river, no way and strongly suggest none of you do either. My eating fish come from the reservoirs, I should have said something about this but just didn't think about it!
 
Years ago I used to have to go to a small military base. (which most people didn't know about)

There were only a handful of military there, a couple handfuls of 'civilians', and some pretty nice waterfront property.

The civilian who escorted me around the base was driving a nice volvo, and everyone else was driving a pretty decent car.

It turns out all the cars used on the base were confiscated on federal property, and for some reason, not sold.

Once a month a car carrier delivered a new load of cars. When the truck showed up everyone beat feet to the parking lot. The employees on the base got to pick out one to drive, but only on the base. When the car got a flat, or some reason needed even a minor repair, they took it back to the parking lot and picked out a different car. The 'failed' car was then transported out to the bombing or firing range...and blown up, filled with holes, or otherwise damaged. (by some pretty neat toys)


:)


 
This could make you smile !


A few days ago I was having some work done at my
local garage when a blonde came in and asked for a
seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer
asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'

She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle
of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.'

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was,
but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and
asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to a car just like hers which had
its hood up and asked, 'Is there a 710 on this car?'

She pointed and said, 'Of course, it’s right there.'

The mechanic fainted.

If you're not sure what a 710 is


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I just couldn't resist forwarding this one on
... One of the best blonde jokes I've seen in a while!

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Sutton said:
This could make you smile !


A few days ago I was having some work done at my
local garage when a blonde came in and asked for a
seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer
asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'

She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle
of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.'

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was,
but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and
asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to a car just like hers which had
its hood up and asked, 'Is there a 710 on this car?'

She pointed and said, 'Of course, it’s right there.'

The mechanic fainted.

If you're not sure what a 710 is


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I just couldn't resist forwarding this one on
... One of the best blonde jokes I've seen in a while!

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reminds me of a story i heard from some of the mechanics where i used to work. a new guy had come from another shop and was having trouble diagnosing the no-start problem on something with a bosch k-jet fuel system, which is a mechanical fuel injection system that can be finicky to get tuned right.

another tech asked him if he needed help.
new guy: yeah it won't start, but it's got spark and fuel pressure, and compression test looked good.
other tech: oh yeah i see this all the time. you just need a new set of fallopian tubes.

so the new guy goes to the parts dept to order a set.
new guy: (puts work order on desk in front of parts clerk) I need price & availability on a set of fallopian tubes for this car.
parts guy: (looks up year/make/model in computer, pokes around in the system for a bit) sorry bro, they're on backorder with no ETA. maybe call o'reilleys or autozone and see if they have a set.

new guy calls one of the local stores and is told they're on national backorder everywhere - nobody can get them. so the new guy goes back out to the shop, finds that other tech, and asks if he's certain that's what's wrong.

i dunno how everyone kept a straight face through this whole thing, but eventually someone told him to look up fallopian tubes on the internet.

turned out he actually did need to replace the fuel lines going from the distributor to each injector.

side note - in back to the future 3, when they try to make the delorean run on moonshine and it blows up, the thing that doc brown picks up and examines is that fuel distributor w/ the injector lines still attached. tried to find a pic or video clip, but came up dry. but here's a pic of one on a car:
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At least the police put on normal wheels and tires and not those 28" monstrosities it came with.
 
dash riposki said:
Years ago I used to have to go to a small military base. (which most people didn't know about)

There were only a handful of military there, a couple handfuls of 'civilians', and some pretty nice waterfront property.

The civilian who escorted me around the base was driving a nice volvo, and everyone else was driving a pretty decent car.

It turns out all the cars used on the base were confiscated on federal property, and for some reason, not sold.

Once a month a car carrier delivered a new load of cars. When the truck showed up everyone beat feet to the parking lot. The employees on the base got to pick out one to drive, but only on the base. When the car got a flat, or some reason needed even a minor repair, they took it back to the parking lot and picked out a different car. The 'failed' car was then transported out to the bombing or firing range...and blown up, filled with holes, or otherwise damaged. (by some pretty neat toys)


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Hi Dash, I wish you would explain what is going on, I simply don't fully understand. It looks like all those people are trying to hijack rides on the tractor and trailers without asking permission, doesn't make sense tome!
 
Lola, I assumed most people knew about this? It's in the news pretty heavily, not as much recently. The 'unofficial migrants' in Calais, France, sneak into vehicles waiting in line to cross the channel tunnel to the UK. If they are found when the truck enters the UK, the driver will be fined, or delayed by customs/immigration, at the least.
Yes, and probably some drivers are making money smuggling 'migrants'.

This bus driver doesn't appreciate 'non-paying passengers'.




Here's one who managed to get on a truck, going in the wrong direction......and isn't happy.


Not really very funny, no polar bear. :)
 
dash riposki said:
Lola, I assumed most people knew about this? It's in the news pretty heavily, not as much recently. The 'unofficial migrants' in Calais, France, sneak into vehicles waiting in line to cross the channel tunnel to the UK. If they are found when the truck enters the UK, the driver will be fined, or delayed by customs/immigration, at the least.
Yes, and probably some drivers are making money smuggling 'migrants'.

This bus driver doesn't appreciate 'non-paying passengers'.




Here's one who managed to get on a truck, going in the wrong direction......and isn't happy.


Not really very funny, no polar bear. :)
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The second one is really a good example of Karma.
 
kamkar1 said:
Dont get mad, get even :D

Thats the kind of person i would like to support in any way i could.
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I certainly agree, but it turns out this story wasn't quite accurate, now that I've looked into it a bit further.

According to Snopes.com:

Origins: "Photographs of these horses standing in a meadow beneath an outsized table and chairs have been circulating on the Internet since 2003, typically accompanied by the claim that the unusually large furniture was constructed by a farmer as a way of working around a local ordinance that prohibited him from building a shelter for the animals. Although the photographs are real, the claim about the giant furnishings’ having originated as a way of skirting the law is a bit of fiction: the structures were built to serve the dual purpose of providing some shelter for the equines and serving as a visual advertisement for their owner’s business."

Oh well, it still made me smile. :)
 
At least it show that we all need to take the fight to "the man" just cuz we voted on them dont mean they should walk all over us.
And silly legislation National or local we have to fight.
 
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