Pics that make you smile

[Raptor1956]

And now its time for ... Florida Man...

https://floridaman.com/florida-man-says-multiple-syringes-found-in-rectum-arent-his/

https://floridaman.com/florida-man-calls-911-tells-cops-take-me-to-jail-mother****er/

https://floridaman.com/stabs-tourist-scissors-feet/

https://floridaman.com/florida-man-swings-dildo-at-cops/

https://floridaman.com/florida-man-...him-to-cause-100k-in-damages-to-liquor-store/

https://floridaman.com/police-florida-man-arrested-for-assault-gives-alias-dickface-johnson/

https://floridaman.com/florida-man-appears-to-have-sex-with-a-tree-in-view-of-passing-drivers/

Well that about does it for this week...


Brian

 

[Gibson99]

 

[kamkar]

Cocaine
Hipsters

 

[dirkzelf]

After 2 ships collided in the great belt a few says ago, a lot of stuff ( avocados and Bananas ) are washing up on the beaches of Samsoe

The release of the seasonal beers are always celebrated by the people hooked on liquid state drug.
So we have "J" day which are the release of the JUL / X mas beers, and then "P" day that's the release day for the Påske / easter beer.

They will make sure you do not miss it.

Brilliant, that only works in Denmark....

 

[mollydog]

 

[mollydog]

 

[mollydog]

 

[kamkar]

Haha Babe goofed up big time.

 

[Bungus]

 

[Gibson99]

 

[kamkar]

That girl need to be painted blue.

 

[kamkar]

One for the die hard vegans out there.

Vegans,,,, i knew it.

There is a tool for everything, and thats not it.

Okay i will try.

Okay ! i will keep my eye out for it.

Vegans again, something wrong with those people.

You don't have to tell me, if you don't its a mess.

Aaaa yes, carefree living.

I am not doing that there.

Okay ! but i think i will pass.

Do Beidu have a translate feature ? Something are broken for sure.

I know ! i always have been.

Next level food preparation, if i ever visit China i think i will bring a substantial lunchbox from home.

Why ? the problem is only there when it is gone.

I always tell the girls, i am that good looking.

I have heard about it, but dident know it had a price or was edible.

Thats the kind of doctor i would want to be.

Aaaa so thats where they go.

If you say so, but be warned.

 

[kamkar]

In the west, that mean something else.

I wonder what are actually in there.

Well now i know where to go then.

Apparently they never seen mine, and i am not Belgian. ( probably a Danish sign )

And it is all good.

More i will need explained to me by one of the local ones.

I think thats near to where the racists park.

I wonder what kind of unholy mess are behind that door.

I bet your local junkyard don't have a this fine sign.

I am cooking, i am groot.

 

[Lola]

KamKar, when did you get the waiter job?

 

[kamkar]

Yeah being a life long bachelor i have never been housebroken, but i am a well mannered guest.

If you like me are a little into pedal pushing, then today's tour of Flanders had a strong Danish flavor.
In the men's race a Dane came #2 - in the women's race a Dane came #3 and in the junior's race a Dane came #1 and #2

So things are as they should be for a cycling nation like Denmark.

 

[Dashmellow]

What the heck is Spider-Man doing?

 

[Gibson99]

bird nest update april 9:

 

[kamkar]

A door right next to the cross walk where i was rear ended a few years back, a 25 YO girl was found stabbed to death, apparently a 31 YO have been arrested and jailed.

Google Maps

Find lokale virksomheder, se kort og få rutevejledninger i Google Maps.

www.google.dk

At the same time in the buses in my old home town of Aarhus, roaming groups of teens / young people terrorize the bus drivers and passengers.
Funny thing is why cant we fix what are after all simple and highly fixable problems like punk kids.

 

[Bungus]

 

[DT MI]