Pics that make you smile

...don't flavor the pigeons??

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Who else is telepathic and knows what that cat is thinking? ;-)

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(for the non-telepathic: this cat thinks "WTF?! Are you serious?!" ;-)
 
Good thing Santa didn't try to give these cats an inflatable Wizard Hat.....or maybe he should have. That would have made for a good photo. :D
 
...yeah, but it is not good for the cats...

Treating them as kids is denying them being animals what they are... (eventough they act like small kids sometimes ;)
...Jackets, bringing them to Santa... Not sane... For the cats AND for the woman...

I feel sorry for the cats (they are not happy, clearly visible), AND for the woman - as she must be very alone to "act so strange"...
 
...when mother in law comes visiting you, this is the last thing you wanna see at the airport waiting for her:
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(and no - i'm not married... as i keep saying: everything has a positive and negative aspect to it ;)
 
I still have a scar on my arm from the cat we had back then, the scar is +30 years old.
 
...if a cat says no, it (contrary to women) actually means "no" ;-)

...i still have the scar from the dog-bite i had being a 5year old... (but that dog has been trained to bite... these neighbors (dogowners) were a bit ...strange...)
 
kamkar1 said:
I still have a scar on my arm from the cat we had back then, the scar is +30 years old.
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mike-k said:
...if a cat says no, it (contrary to women) actually means "no" ;-)...
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My sister is a 'cat person', I am not - for a reason. The following is not a picture but should make you smile. :D


*How To Give Your Cat a Pill*
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1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if
holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side
of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding
pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow
cat to close mouth and swallow.

2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in
left arm and repeat process.

3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.

4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear
paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back
of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.

5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call
spouse from garden.

6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and
rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head
firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop
pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.

7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap.
Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep
shattered Doulton figures from hearth and set to one side for gluing
later.

8. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just
visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force
mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.

9. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of
water to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and
remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.

10. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in
cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth
open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.

11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges.
Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last
tetanus injection. Throw T-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.

12. Ring fire brigade to retrieve cat from tree across the road.
Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid
cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.

13. Tie cats front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly
to leg of dining table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed,
force cat's mouth open with small spanner. Push pill into mouth
followed by large piece of fillet steak. Hold head vertically and
pour 1/2 pint of water down throat to wash pill down.

14. Get spouse to drive you to the medical emergency room, sit quietly
while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants
from right eye. Call at furniture shop on way home to order new table.
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I'm unsure at what point those instructions deviate from the real advice.
My cat is odd. Freaks out when put in a cat carrier yet perfectly calm as soon as we arrive at the vet (still in carrier!)
He doesn't bat an eyelid when given injections, as if he doesn't even know it's happening.
But the vet once made the mistake of trying to take his temperature. From that end. Now that was an experience.

I crush up any pills and put them in his food. I'm not daft.
 
@Rajagra

Not odd - my old boss (may he rest in peace) acted same, and my current boss has same "attitude" - don't try to get her into a cat-carrier; but with the vet - all ok, prettiest little cat you can think of, but the crying monster as soon you're out of vet's office...
 
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