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[Rajagra]

Honda ! Thats just showing off.

I'd be doing that balancing thing at EVERY set of red lights. No need to tell people how it's done.

 

[kamkar]

I once saw a guy do that on a MTB in downtown, but to top it off he was balancing on the front wheel alone.

Thats what prompted me to try learning to ride my MTB on the front wheel, and what resulted in the rear gear changer braking after all the falls where it hit the ground first.

I also tried to just idle like that on 2 wheels on my racer, but after falling into a throne bush with both feet strapped to the pedals i never tried that stunt again.

And so ended the 80ties

 

[DT MI]

...after falling into a throne bush...

Like this?

 

[jokiin]

Like this?

the things people do to be famous (famous in their own minds I guess)

 

[kamkar]

Almost but it was a bush with pretty long thrones 10 - 15 mm, took me a few years before i had dug them all out of me, or they found their own way out of me.

I think i was 13 or so then, it was just about when i did the most cycling in my life, but i leaned to not strap into the pedals before i got outside town.

it was right here, just replace grass with thick throne bushes all over the place.
https://www.google.dk/maps/@56.1671...snWKkpaA0vBgQatyz62A!2e0!7i13312!8i6656?hl=da

Remember it like yesterday as i do with most bad experiences in my life.

 

[Harsh]

Like this?

What a retard!

 

[Street Guardian USA]

I just got done shoveling snow off the driveway. Studded snow tires are helping out big time on my Ford Explorer today. For everyone else out there it was.......

 

[jokiin]

 

[mollydog]

Weight Loss Program

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5lbs weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck..

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5lbs as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10lbs program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10lbs as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/25 lbs program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you are mine."
..................... He lost 33 lbs that week! ...

 

[Viking]

Weight Loss Program

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5lbs weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck..

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5lbs as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10lbs program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10lbs as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/25 lbs program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you are mine."
..................... He lost 33 lbs that week! ...

And its was not his feet, there was most sore after that week.

 

[kamkar]

You win some / you loose some,,,,, and your pride

 

[Dashmellow]

 

[kamkar]

At least she still call him a gentleman i think i would be less nice about people fondling me.

 

[mollydog]

 

[Dashmellow]

So, Trump modeled his hair after his mother's.
Very "Psycho."

 

[Gibson99]

ha - just yesterday i saw a sticker on the back window of a Jeep that said "This vehicle has been Lab Tested" - written in a circle around the silhouette of a dog.

of course, a few minutes later, the handmade sticker i saw on the back of a beat-up late 90s Corolla got me laughing more: "You'd drive much better with that phone shoved up your ass!"

and another (not handmade) on a pristine (not joking - immaculate) mid 80s volvo 240 sedan: yellow diamond-shaped 'warning sign' that said "Baby up in dis b*itch" (it wasn't censored on the sticker)

 

[kamkar]

I remember a Swedish guy driving rally cross in a old Volvo like that, wasent the fastest car but it did take a whole lot of pushing and shoving by the smaller faster cars to get past him on a tight rally cross track.
Off course if you want Volvos unleashed you got to go to the motherland.

Since i like to be outside the box, the rudezon is right up my alley.

 

[Street Guardian USA]

 

[jokiin]

 

[kamkar]

I think thats Dutch down below.

But no doubt you do not want superheated fluids on your oolala

We dont have warnings like that here,,,,,, yet, and i do hope thats one of the American "traditions" we can do without.

Most Danes know a lighter is not a chew toy and should not be swallowed, that ones that dont will find out the hard way.