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...sadly, swiss national banc decided to, once again, weaken the franc, because it shall have become to "powerful"... idiots. just because the euro is diving once again, and there has been a hiccup with the british pound.... THIS are EU-turbos: doing everything to weaken the country so the EU looks better......
 
I'm not sure if this has popped up here before?
Yeah, it's kind of a cruel joke, and I hope the ladies didn't do anything in exchange for the ride....to nowhere.


 
...sad part; if he'd taken them to GB and the customs caught them, the driver would have ended up several years in prison... as for your hope: that goes for me, too... hopefully, they didn't had to do something for this...
 
never being afraid of dentists anymore:

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(have to know where she's got her office ;-)
 
No wonder why EU is collapsed :)
Long lunch: Spanish civil servant skips work for years without anyone noticing


Joaquín García failed to show up for his job at the water board for at least six years – and possibly as many as 14



Joaquín García admitted he may not have kept regular business hours. Photograph: Volker Moehrke/Corbis
Jon Henley

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Only when Joaquín García, a Spanish civil servant, was due to collect an award for two decades of loyal and dedicated service did anyone realise that he had not, in fact, shown up to work for at least six years – and possibly as many as 14.

García, a 69-year-old engineer, began working for the local authority in the south-western city of Cádiz in 1990, according to el Mundo, and in 1996 was posted to the municipal water board, Agua de Cadiz, where his job was to supervise a waste water treatment plant.

In 2010, when García – who has now retired – was due to collect his long-service medal, the man who had hired him, deputy mayor Jorge Blas Fernández, wondered where he was: “He was still on the payroll,” he told the paper. “I thought, where is this man? Is he still there? Has he retired? Has he died?”

After the former manager of the water board, who had the office opposite Garcia’s, told Fernández he had not seen his employee for several years, the deputy mayor called the engineer in. “I asked him: what are you doing?” Fernández said. “What did you do yesterday? And the previous month? He could not answer.”

A court this week fined Garcia €27,000 (£21,000), the equivalent after tax of one year of his annual salary, having earlier found that the engineer did not appear to have occupied his office for “at least six years” and had done “absolutely no work” between 2007 and 2010, the year before he retired.

García told the court that he had turned up to the office, although he admitted he may not have kept regular business hours. He said he was the victim of workplace bullying because of his family’s socialist politics and had been deliberately sidelined at the water board.

His friends told El Mundo that the engineer had been unwilling to report his allegations of harassment because he “had a family to support” and was worried that he would not find another job at his age. He had been so depressed by his situation that he had seen a psychiatrist, they said.

The tribunal concluded that the water board had believed García was the responsibility of the city council for most of the period of his employment, while the city council thought he was working for the water board.

The engineer made the most of the confusion, becoming an avid reader of philosophy and an expert on the works of Spinoza, the Dutch philosopher credited with laying the foundations of the Enlightenment.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...-skips-work-for-years-without-anyone-noticing
 
@dash riposki
I'd still have to have novocain. :)

Be happy if that stuff works... Had to endure a little biopsy with local anestetic (novocain), when the doc and I found out, that novocain's not working on any part of my body anymore... (and I don't do drugs, unfortunatly as that would be a good explanation...)

@jokiin

a quote from "the martian" (book):
"yes, duct-tape works everywhere. duct-tape is magic. duct-tape should be worshipped" ;-)

@thancam

...there are several reasons, but this one is one of 'em ;-)
 
Any real man allways have a roll or two of duct tape at hand, its sort of a rite of passage.
 
It was in the news today, apparently developed by the UK Ministry of Defence, I wondered what it looked like, made of niobium alloy:

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@kamkar1

...reminds me of one appointment in the "department of unemployment" I had; had some papers to hand in, and when the "councelor" (what is this person called? the one controlling you giving you orders on what to do aso) asked for them, I grabbed my rucksack, couldn't find the papers, put the duct-tape-roll on the desk so it was "out of my way" searching the papers, while the "councelor" stormed out of her office because she thought i wanna use the duct-tape on her... (she returned with her boss and a police-officer.. i explained that i always carry dt and some tools with me (as the computer-nerd i am)... ended up with me not being allowed to carry any bags to the DoU anymore - paranoid idiots there)
 
...I don't know what's more disturbing:
that the brits are in need of "vacuum nipple clamps" (whatever that should be),
OR
that YOU know what this is...
;-)
 
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