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4 Husbands

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered.

"Interesting," the newsman thought.
He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now - in her 80's - a funeral director.
The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.
(Wait for it)
She smiled and explained,
"I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."
(Oh, just hush-up and send this one on to somebody who needs a laugh.)
 
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Google translate seems to have done a decent job:

In case you run out of paper, I do ass cleaning at home or at work.

$ 5 with cold water $ 8 with warm water $ 12 deluxe package with warm water, soap and towel to dry.
 
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Well TBH almost fall off my chair when i saw it.

Another kind of toy for dogs.
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better that than my leg for sure.
 
I don't know where Pontiac came up with the firebird name for their cars, but i just found out in Australia they have true fire birds.
Birds that will deliberately pick up a burning twig, fly it to another place where it don't burn just yet, and then drop it in some dry grass.

These are the whistling kite - the black kite and the brown falcon.
Again i must give thanks to BBC that actually filmed this making a TV program about Aussie wildlife.

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=420626738710256

Thats pretty bad ass if you ask me, though of course a disadvantage when wildfires rage.
 
When you are fresh out of school,working your first adult job.
And you think " is this all there is to life"
And the answer is "NO" There is back pain too.
 
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Democracy when it work :LOL:
 
Not so smart after all,,,, are ya G-man

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As i recall around that time several FBI offices got raided.
 
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