The evolution of the Dash cam as it is compared to clothing
There was a time people came out of the caves, clay or grass huts without a stitch of clothing.
Similarly there was a time when cars, like people, came out of factories and without articles of clothing like CAMs.
In both cases, the person and the car - WERE NAKED, COMPLETELY NAKED.
And then came a front camera, and drivers felt less exposed.
And then a "rear" camera and drivers felt even more comfortable.
And then drivers realized there are distracted drivers to their side and to protect themselves, these driver installed side dash cams, like a person who wears a coat to protect him or herself against the cold cruel rain.
not to mention it'll clearly show that a driver was messing with their phone while they sideswiped you.
And when cars like people find their cams removed, they likened it to being striped of of their clothing. They are quite comfortable being born that way or coming out of the factory that before with they discover clothing, but take away shirts and pants or their dash cams, they FEEL NAKED, COMPLETELY NAKED.
Some dash cam owners use their cameras to protect them against theft of items which may be on the dashboard. Similarly pants, with with a jock strap protect the family jewels.
I feel totally naked without my rear and side cameras now
So consider for a moment
- Cars fitted only with a front dash cam, are wearing pants, or topless
- Cars fitted with a front and rear dash cam are fulling clothed
- Cars fitted with all of the above, plus a side cam have a nice comfortable jacket and are they are the envy of otherwise fully clothed people like myself
- And cars with no cams ARE NAKED, COMPLETELY NAKED.
Now some of you may say I have it completely wrong, if the back camera covers the "Rear" of the car, it should be considered the pants. That is true, but consider most cars that only have one camera, have it fitted at the front and if people are to wear only one article of clothing it usually the trousers they wear. So if one is to associate it with the article of clothing most often worn for those with only one article of clothing, the front cam is your pants. Besides, on multi channel dash cams, the thinking or control portion is done on the front camera and not the rear and where does one do his or her thinking. Oh I forget ... I was an adolescent and young man once too and its not clear what did my thinking for me or what part of my anatomy controlled me at that age.
Think about the demographics about dash cam users. Most of them are are baby boomers to generation Xers and given that advancing age, it is not a pretty thought to envision them topless or bottomless. However, if given that choice, I am am sure it would be topless. Besides what item on your body do you want to protect.
So consider your car a manifestation of your self and the car of other people a manifestation of them and it needs to be clothed, such as yourself.
When you see the young attractive lady driving a BMW or Porsche without a care in the world, acting as if she owns the road as she looks down on you as you drive your Toyota or banged up Chrysler ... do not feel anger or resentment towards her but extreme pity. Take a look at that lady and look at all of her and not just her curvy counters. Take a very close look and you will she has no dash cam and is therefore NAKED, COMPLETELY NAKED.
Do not follow her too closely as you say are you merely witnessing or recording her reckless driving as you may rear end her. It give tail gating a whole new meaning. Remember, her BMW is not fully attired and therefore unclothed, without a skirt or top.
And keep your eyes on the road and not her silicon enhanced bumpers. Worry about your own driving and try to erase the thought that she is NAKED, COMPLETELY NAKED.